Posted by wildbunch9--(
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Ferret Property Laws --(
http://wildbunch9.multiply.com/journal/item/4/Ferret_Property_Laws_)-- 17. If I lose interest in it...it's STILL mine!
16. If it's food, it's mine.
15. If it's out of your reach, it's mine.
14. If I can drag it under the couch, it's mine.
13. If I let you play with it, it's mine.
12. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
11. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours, when it's fixed, it's mine.
9. If I'm breaking or hiding something, all the pieces are mine.
8. If you are playing with something and put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
7. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I saw it first, it's mine.
3. If it's in my paw, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
1. If I like it, it's mine